so... my church is doing a 'harvest night,' instead of having everyone go out and trick-or-treat for halloween.
so funny.
they even passed out this flier talking about how halloween is evil because celts were pagan and their druids preformed human sacrifices and worshiped satan and invoke the help of satan.
no kidding, the words are in bold on the flier and everything.
im bringing it to school tomorrow, because it makes me chuckle. although, it would make me chuckle more if so many people didnt believe it was true.
also, funny-ish story springing from the flier: in the car on the way home, i was trying to explain to my mom about how the celts werent worshiping the devil, it was the celtic god of the dead, who wasnt the same as the devil, because not every religion is christianity, and it was focused around the harvest and whatnot, when my mother asked me if i worshiped satan!
i was just like, 'oh im sorry, i didnt realize that correcting misinformation made me a satan-worshiper. next time ill just go along with whatever anyone says, even if they dont have any sources, and ignore my own research, even though i have reliable sources - thats sure to have magnificent consequences for me in later life.'
she was super miffed, but it was totally worth it, and im not in trouble or anything, so whatever.